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a man walked into a doctors office with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his ear. the doctor says hmmmm thats strange. the man said thats just the tip of the iceberg

whats the diffrence between a boy friend and a husband? about 30 pounds.

what lies on the ground with a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipeed

why is a tax loophole like a good parking spot? as soon as you see one its gone.

a father was driving his son to school when all at once he took a wrong turn at some traffic lights. realising his mistake he said ooops i just made an illegal turn. son says its ok dad the police car behind us just did the same thing.